haiiyo. dat person still korecting me lorz. make me eben sad. i fink i mite jump down oredi lor. so sadd arh. ma white hairz cam out ler. SCARY lers!!!! kia si lang ah!! (for dos of u hu tok chink)

but den she do it not bad lorz. i fink she kind of sexy. just like ma mama.

mama iz a sexy byatch. thiz is now da place for bootAyyZzZz. i lubz hot pant and black braz. i wear push upz. coz bubs kooler dat way. my dong dong wud be up up if i am a boi boi.

todai got skool. it was kinda fun lor. got play gamez. got see nice thing. got a lot of mean ppl run here run there!! vry annoying LOR!

i wan 2 be kool like Slim Shady!

haiyo, i feel so sad larz. ppl correctin ma correctionz. i neber say everything korek lorz. we say we try and help. lolx.

i disagree wid sum of da corrections lor. haiyo.

got 2 of dem again. sum wordpress one n a blogspot one. i belif the blogspot one better lorz. the wordpress one iz a little cheap lor. haiyo.

08: update.

http://chiawz.spaces.live.com/default.aspx

I checked back, and wow. Who knew, someone who didn't mind. So I'm just going to go ahead and correct her since she claims to appreciate it.

1. "about a pity cynic"
- When even the title of the post is wrong, you know the whole thing is a train wreck. chiawz, it should be pitiful.

2." So i calmed myself down and continue on speaking on air."- So you calmed yourself down and continued to speak on air. Or, continued speaking on air.

3. “So this is quite clear, the blogger is somewhere around us. Probably in MD?”
- I wouldn’t jump to conclusions so quickly if I were you.

4. Maybe she is trying to imitate xiaxue? But puh-lease, it's obvious that xiaxue is more matured, and way high class than she is.
- I’m trying to imitate Xiaxue? How so? She doesn’t blog in proper English, hun. Stop jumping to conclusions! You’re not helping yourself. Xiaxue is a grown woman. She’s like, 24 or something, it would be very sad if she wasn’t more matured than I was. But as for class, I think you’re just a teapot calling a kettle black.
5. This is the first criticism that i found not hurting at all. Yet i feel pity for her. She's a cynic, seriously.
- You get criticised a lot, do you? I didn’t mean to hurt you, I meant to help you. I don’t understand why you’re calling me a cynic. Do you own a dictionary? Please explain, because I don’t see how I’m minimizing selfless acts or saying that everything is motivated by personal desires.

6. Funny la her, and pity. So let's mourn for her now. *mourn for five seconds*=p
- Are you trying to be funny? Because it really, really isn’t working.

I think 6 examples is more than enough. I can’t be bothered to read the whole post.

07: living means ..

http://owdray.livejournal.com/

from various posts.

1. "Normal. Maybe worst than normal."
- its WORSE than normal, not worst.

2. "Death always suck doesn't it? "
- death always sucks.

3. "Why can't singers with voices like TOAD ( I wont name them.. In case I get bashed) die instead?"
- voices like toads.

very common mistakes. missing out the "s" in words, or putting them in for no reason. But overall, not so bad. But i do believe things like these should come to the writer's attention.

06: she dared me to

http://thoughtly-desire*blogspot.com/

just so you people know, im not trying to pick on her. but she just refuses to listen, so here goes nothing.

1. "who cares if you're english is fluent or not you still can blog.."
- its YOUR english, not you're. you're english would mean that i AM english. you're means you are.

2. "who dare to say you need fluent english to blog..come find me. you'll just get slapped by me.."
- all you would have to do is sit on me, you're huge.

3. "He must not have a brain then.. lolx..wasting my time arguing to rubbish..~"
- firstly, if i didn't have a brain i would be dead, so i don't know what world you come from, but dead people just can't type. secondly, if you were arguing TO rubbish, you'd be somewhere in sg. akar or something.

4. "You will soon get a karma.. believe it or not.. whatever bad deeds you do , you will get karma.."
- A karma? no, its just karma. karma: what goes around, comes around. i hope i get karma, im trying to help to, so in turn, someone will help me. oh, yay. =) ]

5. "DOn't act smart when you're not.. you just make yourself look stupid and idiotic.."
- oh honey, im a lot smarter than you are.

6." If you want copy and paste this in your blog.. since you have been analyzing my blog for so long..i can track you easily from mine to your blog..if i do see a post again.. i would still continue to bash your tag board until you would stop this.. since i'm also that free!!!"
- you do realise, i could just ban you from tagging right? haha, idiot. But i won't, because i believe opinions should be freely expressed, but in proper language. and besides, you've been provoking me.

ignorance is bliss.

05: Becca&fang

http://imperfect-yet-beautiful.blogspot.com/

MD girl and a half-english girl.

from the first post;

1. "And it's not what I'm expecting like how it should be"
- firstly, you're not supposed to start sentences off with "and", and secondly, its not what you expected.

2. "Cannot play with people older than me lor. Sure LOSE one!!!"
- lose one what?

all the mistakes are pretty much the same. past tense, present tense, present continuous, punctuation, addition of unnesessary words such as "luh", "one", "lor", "eh', and so on.

remember to watch out for these things next time people. =) tenses make a difference!

04: retaliation.

http://thoughtly-desire*blogspot.com/

sigh, everyone's an ingrate now a days. why can't anybody see, we're just people trying to help.

"This person or people who owns this blog loves to bitch/insult people.he/she might be jobless or too free..well i might say jobless people would only do this..NOBODY EVER SAYS "IF YOU DON'T KNOW FLUENT ENGLISH YOU CANT POST"A blog is something like a diary for a person to post their daily life alright..its not something you can compare example ENGLISH!!!DON'T TELL ME YOU NEVER GET MISTAKES WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING ENGLISH!!!NOBODY IS PERFECT!!! IF YOU THINK YOUR ENGLISH IS PERFECT!! YOU'RE WRONG!! NOBODY IS PERFECT!!!"

she anal-raped her shift key right there. EVENTHOUGH, what you said has hurt me, i still refuse to give up my mission. i WILL help you.

1. "This person or people who owns this blog loves to bitch/insult people."
- i love to bitch people? idont even want to KNOW what that means. did you mean bitch ABOUT?

2. "he/she might be jobless or too free.."
- we have a job, helping ignorant little girls such as yourself. :)

3. "A blog is something like a diary for a person to post their daily life alright..its not something you can compare example ENGLISH!!!"
- well, then maybe you should keep your "diary" more personal. if you choose to put it up on blog, you're opening yourself up to be "helped". and the last part of your sentence doesn't even make sense. stop abusing your shift key. I'm not comparing your English to anyone or anything, I'm just correcting it.

4. "DON'T TELL ME YOU NEVER GET MISTAKES WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING ENGLISH!!!"
- i must admit ive made the occasional mistake, but definitely not as much as you.

5. NOBODY IS PERFECT!!! IF YOU THINK YOUR ENGLISH IS PERFECT!! YOU'RE WRONG!! NOBODY IS PERFECT!!!"
- i never said my English was perfect. Better than yours, yes. Don't get defensive, im just trying to help you, a lot like your English teacher. what gives him/ her the righ to correct you? the fact that they know better. We know better. So help us, help yourself.

Angela: excuse me.. i never says ****.. I"M NOT FAT!! so what if i am.. my business my probs.. i don't need anyone to talk BS and craps.

i found in her CBox.

6. " i never says ****"
- you never SAID ****, not says.

7. "I"M NOT FAT!! so what if i am"
- so, are you trying to say you're fat or you're not? first you say you're NOT fat, but shortly after you defend being fat?

ive tried.

http://bootylicious.blogspot.com/

i dont even know what this is or is supposed to be.. i know its retarded.

im not giving it a number because its too stupid.

03: i miss you so?

http://thoughtly-desire*blogspot.com/

a girl from menglait secondary school.

"Tsk tsk tsk!! The bit*ch keep BI*TCHING!! in my blog is soo BIT*CHY!!LOL!!!! well she call herself a female dog..so i'll just call her the DOG!!!Right!!This dog here arh!! really really have no life you noe.. tsktsk tsk.. noe how to BASH!! people but don't know how to do your homework and keep your WORDS to themselves..DOG IS DOG!! nw i noe..Nobody disturb the dog.. the dog wanna disturb people.. SENDIRI CARI PASAL TAU!!! INDA TAU GO EAT SHIT!!! WELL SOME DOGS DOO!! maybe you're 1.. tsk tsk tsk..LOW LIFE BIT*CH!!!!"

im going to more or less use the whole paragraph.

1. "The bit*ch keep BI*TCHING!! in my blog is soo BIT*CHY!!"
- is that once sentence? STOP ABUSING EXCLAIMATION MARKS! and WHAT IN THE WORLD are you trying to do? "bit*ch"? i can still see the word. why the "*"? do you just feel the need to abuse every single symbol? =/ but what does the sentence even mean? "the bitch keep bitching!! in my blog is soo bitchy!!" do you mean the bitch who keeps bitching in your blog is bitchy"? thats a retarded sentence. haha.

2. "This dog here arh!! really really have no life you noe.. tsktsk tsk.. noe how to BASH!! people but don't know how to do your homework and keep your WORDS to themselves.."
- no, i don't "noe". i dont "nuclear Overhauser effect". thats the only meaning i could find in the dictionary besides Douay bible. she can't keep her words to themselves. HERSELF maybe, but themselves? words can't keep themselves.

3. DOG IS DOG!!
- yeah, no shit.

i don't know you, but i hate you already.

02: xiaxue's.

i read a comment on xiaxue's(sg blogger) video. it MIGHT be a person from brunei. but then again, probably not. it was about fish spas.

liddy says:sorry i really need to say something.. the plural for 'fish' is 'fish', not 'fishes'.

no, "liddy", you can use either one you know it all asshole. no wait, you dont know it all. you just, pretend to ...